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Kick Ass:

No, not a kickass page. Here, just simply boot up Kick Ass and demolish this very page!

1. Don't kill us!
2. I have a wife!
3. The last guy's lying.

Y'know, maybe this was a bad idea.

Oh well.

It doesn't matter anymore.

They're coming! I know they're coming! Oh, they'll nuke us all! We're dead! AERGH! I'm saying goodbye to this cruel, cruel world! NO NONONONO NO!! DON'T SHOOT! I've got a compromise! Yes, a compromise! Just stop shooting and refresh the page. And promise me to never, ever ever ever hit that horrible, disgusting red button again! You know, the red one with caution tape around it. The one that started this whole mess. Please...

Boy, I sure do hope nobody destroys my lovely bricks.